Nightmare

This morning, I was a nightmare of a wife. I was cold and insensitive towards him as he headed out in the cold and dark morning.As he left, my conscience hit me. I knew he was worthy of more than I gave him. My husband did not complain or make a fuss, he just said, “I love you.” and closed the door behind him.

My husband deserves better than how I treated him this morning or even at other times. He is no angel and he has his flaws but (for goodness sake) he is a good man and I love him. Most importantly, he treats me well. He respects me. He treats our daughters well. He is a man who puts his family before himself.
For as I can remember, five days a week (whatever the weather) he gets on that train, travels to London for 12 hours just so that we can have a decent life. Because of him, I am able to focus on my business full-time. Because of him, I am able to look after our kids without having to think about the stress of childcare. Mind you, I am not writing this post because I want to tell you how good my husband is but to just remind us that (just like us) men have feelings and a whole lot of pressure placed on them as well. They have the pressure to provide for their families, the pressure to be perfect dads, perfect sons, perfect employees etc etc. Without sounding patronising, I sure you understand what am trying to say.

It also took me a while to realise that men don’t really talk about their problems. Not even to their close friends, wives or partners. Not talking about the problems they are facing, has (sometimes) made me behave insensitively towards my husband.I keep reminding him that if he does not talk to me, I will not know. Now he does… sometimes

To cut this post short, I just wanted to remind us that men have feelings – they may not voice it like women do. So, to my husband, if you are reading this, sorry I was a cold Yoruba wife this morning.

Yvonne xxx

 

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A friend once confessed to me that her interfering mother-in-law makes her feel incapable. My friend said, “She makes me feel like I am not capable of taking care of my kids or her son.” I advised her that she only had two options; 1. To put a boundary in place with her mother in law. I exp[lained that it is her duty to ensure that the boundary does not get crossed. 2. To treat her mother in law’s snide remarks as Blah blah blah.  She went for option 2. It was easier for peace sake. She explained that at the end of the day, no matter how nasty her mother in law is to her, her husband still loves his mother. 

As a Nigerian woman, I am not afraid to confront issues. Confronting issues stop anger from jumping into my heart. From a young age, Nigerians are taught to stand up for themselves. However, as I have gotten older, I have come to realise that there are some annoyances that are not worth the battles. Those annoyances, I treat as Blah blah blah. I treat it as noise.

This canvas case I am holding was created to empower women to speak up for themselves… when it is necessary. The rest of the time, treat the nuisances as noise, shake it off and move on. It is just noise.

Yvonne xxx

You are enough

My confidence bashing experience

If you are a small business woman like me, you’ll understand how what I am about to tell you can murder your confidence in your business. If you are not a business owner, then, I’ll describe it as when you go to a dance, all your friends are boogieing down on the dance floor with some gorgeous men and you are standing alone… no one has asked you to dance with them. You start to ask yourself if you are beautiful enough.

Some weeks ago, I travelled on the train from Surrey to East London (on the day of a train strike) with a very heavy suitcase, full of my products and a confidence that I will sell almost everything. I had the confidence because my products are fabulously Beautiful and well priced. However, the market proved me wrong.

I sold only one item for £6.00, the table cost almost 10x that amount and my confidence was about to be hit. I had two choices, either to feel sorry for myself or to just take it as one of those things and learn from the experience. I chose the latter. I chose the latter because I believe in what I do. Also, you spending your hard earned money to support me proves it. What am I trying to say? You are Enough. Believe in yourself

Yvonne xxx

Looking after you

When my kids were younger, I was one of those mamas who bought the best for them but bought crap for me. I thought that was what good mamas were supposed to do.

I am sorry (and without feeling a tinge of guilt) but now, I treat myself to good things. I treat myself well. Who wants to go around looking tired and haggard? Plus, I don’t want to go about town looking like I am my husband’s mother instead of his wife. You know what I mean? When the husband looks young and the wife looks worn-down, grey-haired and sluggish.

Now, I buy good clothes, good food and good everything for myself. I do this because I love me and I am teaching my daughters how to look after themselves before another. Looking after yourself by putting yourself first does not mean you love your kids less.

Yvonne xxx

Queen

The MaMAQUEEN slogan

A lot of people ask me why I created the #MAMAQUEEN slogan. My answer has always been the same. Women are born QUEENS. If you are a woman, this makes you a QUEEN.

When you now have kids, your kids are born into royalty. They are born with a crown on their heads. Right now, I am teaching my daughters not to take their crowns off for anyone. They must NEVER do this to make others feel comfortable about their insecurities. They must always wear their crowns. Queens and Kings don’t male themselves small because they want to be liked by others.

Yvonne x

Tough Love

Without going into a lot of details, this daughter of mine and I have had some rough few weeks. But things are getting better between us. I’ve had to be really tough on her. I’d be a bad mother if I did not. I believe that sometimes we have to be tough on our kids when we see them going down the wrong path. To be tough on them is not an easy thing to do but We can’t stand by and watch them throw their Lives away. As parents, we have to step in and stop whatever nonsense they are doing. That is what I did. And I will continue to do.

Yvonne x

Mama Warrior

How to take great photos

I love great photos. I love beautiful Instagram feeds. As I have mentioned here before, sometimes, I have to bribe, beg or bully my daughters into taking photos of us looking all happy for my Instagram feed. Sometimes, they are interested, and other times, they are not. Cocoandliquorice shares a funny (but honest) post on her Instagram feed on what it took for her to snap this amazingly beautiful photo. With her permission, I share it with you here. Enjoy x

“This right here is the very reason why my feed doesn’t contain photos of us walking hand in hand on a moonlit beach; or of Coco running barefoot through a cornfield with a flower garland in her hair. We’re just not that family. I wanted to get a shot on point for KemiKids.  I’ve purchased yet another piece of her AWESOME hand wear. (She’s also just launched a super cool jewellery line so please.check.it.out)

However trying to incorporate comedic props (which as you can see was Coco’s idea) whilst balancing on my hunkers so I’m the correct height and my head isn’t cut off I just thought F**kIt and gave up. My blurred left knee indicates the loss of balance and right after this shot; I fell on my arse onto a scabby cigarette butt. (There is no third party to assist with photography so my iPhone is on a timer, propped up on a stack of books on a public footpath) We are THAT kind of family #TrueStory.”

I am a MAMA WARRIOR. I LOVE US

"what is this here to teach me?"

What is this here to teach me?

"what is this here to teach me?"

“What is this here to teach me?”

This girl gave me a fright yesterday. She fell down the stairs in our house as we were getting ready to leave for school in the morning. She did not hit her head or anything like that but she did complain of a pain in her back. Not wanting to be late for school, I checked she was okay and went to grab my shoes. However, my mama instinct kicked in and  asked me to check her again. As I went back to check her, she passed out in my arms for a few seconds.

Surprisingly, I was calm. And if you know me, you’ll know that I am not a calm person. I guess I had to stay calm because her older sister was freaking out.  To be honest with you, I was more worried about her older sister who thought her younger sister was dying right in front of her.  To cut a long story short, she is fine. The doctors said the shock of the fall was what made her faint.

When things like this happen to me, I have learned to ask myself, “what is this here to teach me?” My lesson? Not to take my daughters for granted. Life is freaking fragile.

 

I tell them stress is the biggest killer

When my nine and seven years old daughters begin to really stress me with bad behaviour, (and I’ve completely lost control of how to manage the situation ) I blackmail them. I tell them that stress is the biggest killer of women. I am not even sure if this fact is correct or not but I have heard it several times before and I say it to them.  Like you’d expect, this warning makes no difference because kids don’t understand such warnings.  That is why they are kids.

So,what are my daughters doing that stresses me? I am sure it is the same things that your child does that stresses you. Like not tidying up their rooms, not putting their shoes away, not wanting to do their homework, and shoving dirty clothes under their beds or back in their wardrobes. Basically, not doing what is expected of them to make life easy for you. I find such things stressful. However, what REALLY gets to me is when my daughters wind each other up. This kills me. I’ve noticed that they enjoy doing the things that lead to a quarrel between them.  And,what this means for me is that I relentlessly hear two whining and high-pitched voices at each other’s throats as I try to manage our home as best as I can.

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Looking back to my childhood, I did the same thing with my older sister and  I remember my mum getting stressed as well. My sister and I are now very close so, I am not worried about my daughters not loving or liking each other because they do. But, I can’t stand their arguments.

Another thing that has just started stressing lately is that my seven-year-old daughter Lore has developed Severe Selective Hearing Disorder. This means I repeat myself, again and again, a chore that she needs to carry out. And guess what? She still doesn’t get it done! She pretends she is carrying out the chore but she is not. When I discover that it hasn’t been done, I shout, yell and chase her around the house. I don’t like shouting at her but I do anyway. With  my darling daughter Lore, she is the perfect child in school but at home, she is a very charming female Horrid Henry I have been told that it is normal for children to be good at school for their teachers and show their parents their rebellious side! How very convenient.

After all that, this is my question to you, how do you stop yourself from getting stressed by children’s normal misbehaving ? Do you have a reward system that you use to re-enforce good behaviour or do you just let the riot carry on? I’d love to hear from you.

Yvonne xxx

Feuding

About 18 years ago, an ex-flatmate (let’s call her Samantha) fell out with a mutual friend. I continued to be friends with the girl in question. And why shouldn’t I? She had done nothing wrong to me. I was quite surprised when Samantha accused me of disloyalty. According to Samantha, I should not be friends with someone she has fallen out with. “You should be on my side”, she complained. Since I owe Samatha nothing, I refused to fall out with someone who had done me no wrong.

You see, Samatha and I went to the same secondary school and this was the rule that everyone followed. When you are fighting with someone, your friends must fight with the person as well. It really does not really matter whether the person has done you wrong or not.

Fast forward to today, I am quite surprised that women in my age group actually isolate other women just because their mate is no longer friends with the woman. This is not just hearsay, I have experienced it too.

What bothers me is how can we teach our kids to be kind and decent when we are behaving this way? Fighting with another mama just because she has fallen out with your friend makes no sense.

I am lost for words. As women, what can we do to stop this? If you have any idea, please share.

Are you a good enough mother?

Did you watch Anne Robinson‘s BBC One programme on parenting?Anne examines what it means to be a good enough mother in the modern Britain. She visited different home to observe the radically different parenting styles available in Britain. To list a few, Anne went into the home of a successful working mum who claims she doesn’t allow herself to feel guilty. She also spoke to a Tiger mum who said she is Tiger mum because she is teaching her kids how to work hard. There was also a mum-of-seven, Annie, who described her parenting style as gentle attachment parenting. In short, there were all kinds of parents -mostly mums- in this programme.img_20160922_072209

I am not to talk much about the programme, you go and watch it yourself. But, my take home  is parenting has become a competitive sport and it shouldn’t be. I don’t understand why us mothers  are anxious about parenting. Is parenting not meant to be the most natural thing for us? Please don’t get me wrong, I am the first to admit that I find parenting hard (and that bringing up a child is complex) but what we do not need is parenting gurus constantly reminding us on how difficult parenting is.  I have come to the conclusion that these so-called gurus are making money off us by tapping into our fears. They make us feel insecure about our ability to be good enough mothers so that we can buy more of their self-help books.

Watching the parenting styles in this programme, It is difficult to tell who is doing it right and who is doing it wrong. I believe the only time we’ll be able to tell is when the kids are (maybe) in their 20s.

For me, as I have always said, a good enough mother is a good mother.

Yvonne xxx

You love him more than me

sunflower-1-of-1-007The other day at school drop off, I saw a girl (who is in the same class as my older daughter Ola) shouting at her mother. Crying, she accused her mother of loving her younger brother more than her. In the commotion of the morning madness at the school gates, I watched the mother run after her daughter. With hurt in her eyes, I could see her trying to reassure her daughter. Whether her daughter believed her or not, I don’t know.

As I walked back home, I thought about my daughters Ola and Lore. I found myself asking if my daughters have ever felt the way that girl felt but never told me. I wondered if they have it buried somewhere in their heart and will one day accuse me of loving one of them more than the other. I started to wonder what they may be feeling but not saying to me or their father. I began to also ask myself how Ola feels when her younger sister Lore gets away with what she can’t get away with. Or how Lore feels when we allow Ola a treat because she is older. Do they ever feel I love one more than the other?

I ‘think’ I love my daughters equally. On the other hand, I parent them differently since they are not the same personality wise. I have found that what works for Ola does not work with Lore. So, since they are different, I treat them differently. Seeing the scene at the school gates has shown me that a child sees it differently. They just see that one is loved more than the other. They think one is favoured more than the other. In the cases where a parent does not love one child more than the other (which does happen) how can we reassure our children that we love them equally? How do we explain to them that we treat differently because they are different?

I’d love to hear from you.

Yvonne xxx

The unfulfilled parent

Omobola Osamor is a working mum-of-three and blogger. She lives in the United Sates with her husband and three kids.

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I got into university at sixteen and I was totally unprepared for the responsibility of the course I had picked. I don’t think my story is uncommon. Back then, an above average science student was always expected to study Engineering or Medicine. My A-Level Mathematics grade was way below average but since I had a knack for biology, I was going to study Medicine. My parents didn’t think to hold me back another year because I  had passed all the papers required to study Medicine.

Fast forward a year later, I failed a mandatory physics course that I needed to go on to my second year in Medicine. Also, an unforgettable visit to the Anatomy laboratory made me promptly decide to change my course.My Dad didn’t put pressure on me to stay in Medicine.  My father could have insisted I did this but he didn’t. He had several chats with me about my desires; my thoughts for the future. All those conversations always ended with a bottom line: What do you want? I can’t remember responding in any manner that convinced him I knew what I wanted.

How many people know what they want from life at sixteen anyway? He would later tell my Mum: “Mobola may be brilliant but she lacks the right disposition for the course of study she has chosen. She is too flighty.” He was so right. My parents allowed me to ‘find my way’. It took a bit but I found my calling. I was blessed to be raised by fulfilled parents. They chose their paths and helped me find mine.

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When I worked at Registry of the University of Lagos, I was privy to help advice many parents and their children. I met quite a number of parents that were unfulfilled. They desperately wanted to live out their dreams through their children. They saw their children lives as another opportunity to succeed where they had previously failed. This (in my opinion) was a recipe for disaster. These parents put so much pressure on their children that they did not see the damage it was causing to them. That experience made me the parent that continuously asks: Is this a right fit for my child given his/her peculiarity?

We all have choices we have made that we are not proud of but it’s important to take ownership of those choices and move on.

 Live your life and be happy. Help your child find their own purpose, not an extension of yours.

Omobola Osamor writes at omobolablog